WTF?

CQPLαbs was founded over the 2013 annual Christmas breakup cricket match between staff and students of the Physics Department at RMIT University. Due to the days' hot weather; liquid replenishment was in high demand. Unfortunately the water in our eskys was in its solid phase and everyone was forced to ration on beer and cider alone.

As the sun went down, discussions including the awesomeness of Haskell programming and the absolute necessity of a group coat-of-arms were solidified into a number of projects that became more and more ridiculous. Too good to lay to rest, this archive was established to document the build processes required to breathe life into the finest of these drunken brain farts.