A ceremony is all well and good for bringing into the fold new PhD’s, Postdocs and peasants Undergrads, but how will we strike fear welcome these fools comrades?

You gotta let these people know who’s boss, or they’ll climb all over you.
You gotta let these people know who’s boss, or they’ll climb all over you.

Brought out only for ceremonial and arse-kicking purposes, the TiN Scepture of CQP shall represent the Iron Fist of Salvy, in the most literal way possible. Crafted from a cast of Salvy’s hand, the Iron Fist brings death discipline happiness and contendedness to all who gaze upon it.

Or so the prophecies say.