A ceremony is all well and good for bringing into the fold new PhD’s, Postdocs and
peasants Undergrads, but how will we strike fear welcome these fools comrades?
Brought out only for ceremonial and arse-kicking purposes, the TiN Scepture of CQP shall represent the Iron Fist of Salvy, in the most literal way possible. Crafted from a cast of Salvy’s hand, the Iron Fist brings
death discipline happiness and contendedness to all who gaze upon it.
Or so the prophecies say.